masterblaster: theeasyvirtue: masterblaster: We ordered lube and rubbers online and because we spent more than $20 they sent us a free (too-big-to-use) dildo. So… to big to use….? You know, I’m glad you asked, because it allows me to print

masterblaster: theeasyvirtue: masterblaster: We ordered lube and rubbers online and because we spent more than $20 they sent us a free (too-big-to-use) dildo. So… to big to use….? You know, I’m glad you asked, because it allows me to print

tags: only bjork matters tbh, omg,

from: https://jacquemousse.tumblr.com/post/118536440981